So I am always amazed to roll over in the morning these days and realize that I made it through a not so sleepless night that did not entale waking for my average 1-3 ice water refills and pee breaks. Just when I thank the lord for a good night sleep, I soon notice my stomach is about an inch larger than it was the night before and any slight movement makes me feel as if I am about to burst. I slowly inch my way out of bed trying not to put too much pressure on my bladder for comfort reasons.... "PHew... I made it..." as I relax and enjoy my release of discomfort I wonder how long I will pee for... (This comes from a childhood friend who swore she pee'd for 45 seconds once.) So there I was counting in my head... I am sure I was a little off because not only were my one thousands after each number seeming a little slow, I stopped twice... once to think if my one thousands were at the right pace, and one to think I am totally stupid for counting how long I can pee for...
So as the last drop hit the water I was at 25 one thousand. I will say that to be safe but I know there was atleast 3 seconds non accounted for... Hmm... next time, I will have to bring my stop watch....
JIMISON Connection to Southern Renegade
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