So I am always amazed to roll over in the morning these days and realize that I made it through a not so sleepless night that did not entale waking for my average 1-3 ice water refills and pee breaks. Just when I thank the lord for a good night sleep, I soon notice my stomach is about an inch larger than it was the night before and any slight movement makes me feel as if I am about to burst. I slowly inch my way out of bed trying not to put too much pressure on my bladder for comfort reasons.... "PHew... I made it..." as I relax and enjoy my release of discomfort I wonder how long I will pee for... (This comes from a childhood friend who swore she pee'd for 45 seconds once.) So there I was counting in my head... I am sure I was a little off because not only were my one thousands after each number seeming a little slow, I stopped twice... once to think if my one thousands were at the right pace, and one to think I am totally stupid for counting how long I can pee for...
So as the last drop hit the water I was at 25 one thousand. I will say that to be safe but I know there was atleast 3 seconds non accounted for... Hmm... next time, I will have to bring my stop watch....
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5 comments:
I totally do that. I pee'd for 60 seconds once. Where's my metal?
Great post, keep 'em coming girl!
lol... I thought I could start there, that was the highlight of my day!
Hahaha Oh the joys of pregnancy : )
Peeing marathons - that's all well and good, but how long have you gone without pooping? Hmmm? Let's see you set the record for that one! Any takers?
Just because Aunt Kathi brought it up I'll comment... I get "vacationitis" (that's what we call it)... I'll eat prunes, drink tons of water, take stool softeners and nothing ever works. It's only until I feel almost as comfortable as I do at home, then the vacationitis works it's way out. LOL
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